81. Darth Vader is my Skipper

It's Father's Day, O my loves. So, of course, I devote a couple words to mine. I found it difficult to do an all-encompassing summary of his awesomeness, though, so I chose to focus on something he loves instead.

Yeah, I got the Dark Lord of the Sith driving
 me around. That's what this face says.

My dad likes teaching groups of other people

and picked the best career path he could take.

He also sings in that house with a steeple,

but where he wants to be most is the lake.

He's always keen to take a trip by road;

of course he likes to on his grandkids dote.

But if he told the truth unveiled by code

he'd rather spend his time aboard his boat.

Two vessels at his dock: the first's a skier

and rockets you across the rolling waves.

The pontoon boats' for sipping on a beer

away from shore, in friendly, calm conclaves.

His time upon the water makes him glad

and likewise we to have our Captain Dad.