44. Tonsil hockey

Smooches and groping and lots of French kissing. That's what happens all the time here. You joke about it, but it's also true. 

Yeah. That's hot.

In France, folks tend to openly suck face

and other things to show their love affection.

Regardless of a crowd or public place,

to grant to lust free reign's their predilection.

I don't attempt behavioral dissection

nor seek to understand; I just relate

examples of men driven by erection

and women taking pity on their state.

You see them 'gainst a wall, their passion great,

ignoring all but hips and lips entwined.

While seeking their inflamèd lusts to sate

most any park, or fence, or curb they'll find.

While this is cool, it's not that way at home.

I can't obey that adage, “When in Rome...”