Thursday, May 17, 2012

50. Sonnet all the things!

First off, my loves, I want to pay obeisance to Allie Brosh, author of the blog Hyperbole and a Half and unwitting (and usually uncredited) creator of that "...all the things!" meme you may have seen here or there. She is incredibly hilarious; I have cried from laughing so hard while reading her blog. You should check her out.

Now. Back to me. Writing a sonnet a day winds up being more than just sitting for a few minutes and cranking one out. I can do that, at times, but they're not my best. No, a good one takes at least a half hour-- more for those tricky Spenserian jobs-- and then it'll probably want some tweaking when I transfer it from my notebook to my computer. And I like to do more than one a day, if I can, to make up for days when I just can't make it work or there isn't time. And the best sonnets, I feel, are made when I get to sit in a cafe with a beer and sip, scribble, stare, rinse, repeat.

World-famous sonneteer returning home after
 a hard day writing at the bar.



But something that has happened is that I have started to think in iambic pentameter. I'll be walking along, watching the world and think, "A bus goes down the street and, braking, honks." And then I start to try to think of words that rhyme with honks. This is an example of a bad start, for hardly anything rhymes with honks. Bonks? Gonk (a kind of droid from Star Wars)? Monk is a sight rhyme, but that's not good enough.  Anyway, it's made me think of a new game.


I'd like to try to have a conversation
while cleaving to the rules to write a sonnet.
With practice it could work, without frustration;
if Shakespeare did it, so can I, doggone it!

The trick would be to stay extemporaneous:
no hoarding phrases, prior to the game,
that end with tricky words like subcutaneous.
The goal's to win together, not to shame.

Of course, you'd want your lines to show some skill
and keep your partner always on their toe.
As they were challenged, so they'd test your will;
the point is to make beauty, like in Go.

But I'll admit, not many 'neath the sun
would think of this as their idea of fun.

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